Monday, February 16, 2009

Favorite Taiwan jokes

We were out in the middle of the afternoon at a KTV with the wife and some of her colleagues, their husbands, and kids.

The atmosphere was a little flat so my wife was doing her best to kick start things by dishing out heaps of praise to all the little kids.

"Look, your son is so handsome," she said to Carol Yu pointing at the little boy as he tried to knock glasses off the table. She then turned to the boy's father. "Hey, you should be so thankful to your wife, giving you a handsome son."

"I know," he replied. "I have already prepared his first abortion money."

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